Because cardio is cute when it comes with daddy issues.
You’ve survived low-rise jeans, body glitter, and MSN Messenger. You deserve a hoodie that understands you.
This isn’t just a hoodie — it’s a whole personality. Comfy AF, a little unhinged, and way too hot to be standing next to anyone in a Walmart checkout line. Throw it on for a school run, brunch, your next identity crisis, or when you just want people to know you’re not the one to mess with.
Fabric feels:
Super soft fleece that doesn’t pill or leave those weird fuzzies on your bra. It’s giving “I’m sexy but I prioritize comfort.”
Sizing:
Available in S–XXL. See size chart below to find your perfect fit. (Oversized look? Size up.)
Colors:
Black, asphalt grey, dark pink, baby blue, white — aka one for every mood swing of your menstrual cycle.
Text Options:
Good Girl (sure… if you say so)
Your Dad Is My Cardio (iconic)
Do MILFs, Not Drugs (priorities, please)
Sounds Like a YOU Problem (say less)
Care Tips:
Wash cold. Live bold. Avoid exes.
Final Note:
Warning: May cause spontaneous smirks and compliments from strangers.
